The scary thing is, thats probably true. You must be a phycologist, because when you think about it, that is EXACTLY what they would be doing.
But you forgot to mention the advertisers spiking their drinks...(Im gonna get banned for saying that 
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How about you guys have Big Brother:Cnet Edition, and we can watch you all 24hours a day. Now THAT would be scary...
...Of a bunch of people with Treo's and Razr's clipped on their belts standing around, giving their drinks a "5.4 -- Mediocre" score for excessive ice concentration and poor glass transparency...
...Molly would probably have one too many and start ranting at the top of her lungs about how Sony is the Hell sent Anti-Christ until Security lures her out with promises of a free Tivo...
...Tom would walk around trying to strike up conversations with people, but find himself completely and utterly unable to remember or pronounce the names of anyone, leading to lots of awkward situations...
...and finally, Veronica sets out to initiate a karaoke competition, and steal the show with her moving rendition of "More than a feeling," complete with an improvised verse plugging her WoW guild.
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