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i guess it had to happen sooner or later...Man gets "spam rage" over ***** ad

by jonah jones Nov 21, 2003 4:30PM PST

SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Call it spam rage: A Silicon Valley computer programmer has been arrested for threatening to torture and kill employees of the company he blames for bombarding his computer with Web ads promising to enlarge his *****.

In one of the first prosecutions of its kind in the state that made "road rage" famous, Charles Booher, 44, was arrested on Thursday and released on bail for making repeated threats to staff of a Canadian company between May and July.

Booher threatened to send a "package full of Anthrax spores" to the company, to "disable" an employee with a bullet and torture him with a power drill and ice pick; and to hunt down and castrate the employees unless they removed him from their e-mail list, prosecutors said.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/031121/80/eemvs.html

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maybe he went to far, but, sheesh, I can understand how he felt. nt
by IanC_OZ Nov 21, 2003 5:07PM PST

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(NT) Maybe we can contribute some of the email tax to his defence fund ;-)
by Keith Marcotte Nov 21, 2003 5:09PM PST
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i'm reminded of the joke
by jonah jones Nov 21, 2003 5:16PM PST

a guy gets the "we guarantee 7" or your money back" email..
turns to his mate and says "i should pay them to cut off 3"?"

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Talking of ***** jokes.
by IanC_OZ Nov 21, 2003 9:21PM PST

This poor guy has a terrible stutter, tries hypnotherapy, no good, tries acupuncture, no good, tries aversion therapy, no good.

So, he heads off to the doctor, "Ddddooooccc, III'vvee ggggot tthththis terrrribbblle sttttutttter. CCCCan yyyyyouuu hhhhelppp mmmmeeee?"

"Well, lets have a look. Go behind that pertition, strip off completely, come out when you're ready." So, the guy strips off, calls "ready" and emerges from behind the partition.

"Oh dear, I see your problem. Your ***** is too large, the weight is pulling your tongue down the back of your throat."

"Isss ththterrre aaaannyyyththtiiinng yyyyyouuu ccccannn ddddoo Dddddoooooctttorrrr?"

"No problem at all. We'll whip you into hospital on Monday, remove three inches, everything will be right as rain".


"OOOOKKKKK"

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So, the operation is performed. On Tuesday the Doctor visits his patient, "Well, how are you feeling?" "Oh, great doc, its a bit sore, but as you can here, the stutter has gone completely.

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6 months pass, the patient returns to the Doctor's office. "Hi Doctor, than ks for the operation, its worked a treat, I've got a promotion at work, I'm President of the P&C, I've joined the debating club, got lots of new friends. I think its terrific".

"But, youi see, its the wife. She never stops complaining. Keeps muttering something about 'size does matter'. nag nag nag.

Well, I like my marriage, so I've decided that I want that piece reinserted. How soon can you operate?"

The doctor replies, "Wwwweeee ccccannn''tttttt iiiiinnnnssssserrrtttt bbbbiiiiittttsssss".

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NT and if you wore a size10, you're voice would be too high ;-)
by jonah jones Nov 21, 2003 9:43PM PST

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(NT)Yeap, the aggravation is almost enough to grant justifiable homocide verdit in a trial
by Roger NC Nov 21, 2003 11:21PM PST
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Can you imagine how the women getting these ***** enlargement
by Mary Kay Nov 21, 2003 8:58PM PST

adds feel. Especially when their mates won't buy it.
Mischief

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