I am not stupid. I know the traditional methods of gathering money, and I know this is a terrible financial decision that, in itself, is stupid. I don't care.
To clarify, when I say 'No Credit' I meant 'Bad Credit Score'. As in, a score traditional/Mainstream lenders wouldn't touch.
If saving money, month after month, were as simple as that, I wouldn't be making this post. A low end computer will be useless to me, because it can't do anything I need it or want it to do. A medium-spec computer is a compromise I am willing to make, if I have no other option.
With all respect to anyone trying to help, I just want to know if it is possible for me to obtain a high-end computer, and how. I need an organization, person, or storefront that would allow me an extended lease or loan with low monthly payments, or just some method with the result of me having the computer in my use and possession, with low method payments. Price, in the end, is irrelevant.
To preface this, please understand my computer is quite literally my entire life. I spend more time online than I do sleeping. I understand it's not healthy, but it is the most important non-living thing in my life, and I am not looking to change. Furthermore, nearly any job options available to me are online, the majority of which requiring a good computer. I know it's not a good idea, financially, either. I don't care about that. I only need to know how/if it is possible.
I live off of disability, $750 a month. I have unpaid medical debt from my childhood that has left me with a credit score of under 550. I previously owned an MSI laptop. I need at least $500 to cover all my bases, but the more I can save every month, the better. Be it lease, moneylenders, whatever, what options do I have to get a High-End computer? I am willing to spend years paying it off if need-be, or really, doing anything, so long as I have a little monthly spending money and all my needs are met. I'd be fine if I had to pay 10x the amount, if the monthly payments were small enough.

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