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Honey, I?m home!

A man stopped at a florist shop to pick up roses for his wife.

As the clerk put on the finishing touches, another man burst through the door, breathlessly requesting a dozen red roses.

"I'm sorry," the clerk said. "This man just ordered our last bunch."

The desperate customer turned to the other man and begged, "May I please have those roses?"

"What happened?" asked the first man. "Did you forget your wedding anniversary?"

"It's even worse than that," the second man confided. "I crashed my wife's hard drive." - Daniel Bilodeau

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