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hillarys 1st day as president

by Mark5019 / January 21, 2006 9:23 AM PST

Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has waited so long..........

The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

"Ouch!" Says Hillary,! "I don't know about that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says,

"Listen to the people."

"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears..

Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says,

"Go to the theater."

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They didn't call him Honest Abe for nothing.
by Kiddpeat / January 21, 2006 11:36 AM PST
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That is funny,
by Bi0-Hazard / January 21, 2006 12:25 PM PST

I have a good joke.'

Q: Where do Mexicans eat for breakfast?

A: IHOP(International house of pancakes)

Get the joke :D. I know it is a little bit offensive, but it is just a joke and nothing more. My best friend is Mexican and he didn't take offense to it. So please don't start gathering with torches out on my front yard.

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Old joke, new subject -- but it shows you recognize...
by Dave Konkel [Moderator] / January 21, 2006 12:35 PM PST

how things are going politically, Mark Wink

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Yes, I remember this one about Bill.
by EdH / January 21, 2006 8:57 PM PST

Hoping there's not a repeat...

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yes dk
by Mark5019 / January 21, 2006 10:41 PM PST

seems to me it shows how untrustworthy she is

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