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Here's another joke for Mr. dirty... to...

May 14, 2006 8:49AM PDT

...check out and see if it's an urban myth. Mr dirty, let us all know what you find.
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Olaf & Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light.

''Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,'' he replied Then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.

''Yiminy Cricket!'' exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic Lighter in his hands. ''Vere dit yew git dat monster??''

''Vell,'' replied Olaf, ''I got it from my Genie.''

''You haff a Genie'' Sven asked.

''Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle pox,''says Olaf.

''Could I see him?''



Olaf opens his tackle box & sure enough, out pops the Genie.

Addressing the genie, Sven says, ''Hey dere!

I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?''

''Yes, I will,'' says the Genie .

So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks.

The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there, waiting for his million bucks.

Shortly, the sky darkens & is filled with the sound of a million ducks...flying overhead.

Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Olaf.

''Yumpin' Yimminy I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!''

Olaf answers, ''Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?''

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(NT) (NT) ROFL,good thing he did'nt wish for a small stick
May 14, 2006 9:05AM PDT
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(NT) (NT) very good
May 14, 2006 9:54AM PDT
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Wow...were you offended by my checking the
May 14, 2006 10:21AM PDT

other post? No offense was intended... was just checking to see if it was a true story or not and posting the results.

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No dirty...getting "offended" is for...
May 14, 2006 11:34AM PDT

...immature not-so-worldy children. I got over that kind of stuff about 50 or 60 years ago. I measure the severity (or the lack of it) of any situation by asking myself, "Am I gonna remember this in 30 or 40 years"? So you be the judge.

So, what does Snoopie show for my Olaf and Sven joke? Is it an urban myth also?