I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
Me, getting smart with you? ....How would you know?
I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
I don't suffer from stress. I'm merely a carrier.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
I'd explain it to you, but your brain might explode.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger near the escape key
George

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