"And just what do you have against your wife?"
I've spent the last 2 days at a substance abuse conference.
It is always hard to get people to sit down and listen at the end of every break. The main facilitator told us that he used to shout something like "OK, people, let's circle the wagons and get to work!" He decided that might be a bad approach after he accidentally used the line at a session with the US Indian Health Service.
"If alcohol kills millions of my brain cells every time I drink, then why doesn't it kill the ones that make me want to drink?"