Good First Aid
A woman sitting at a restaurant in Texas suddenly began to cough while
eating a giant country fried steak. After a few seconds it became
apparent that she was in real distress, and two cowboys at the next
table turned to look at her.
"Yall kin ya swaller? asked one of the cowboys.
The woman signalled 'No', desperately shaking her head.
"Kin ya breathe?" asked the other.
The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shook her head and again
With that, the first cowboy walked over to her, lifted up the back of
her skirt, yanked down her undies, and slowly ran his tongue up and down
the woman's butt. This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that
the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breath again.
The cowboy slowly walked back over to his table and proudly took
another drink of his Lone Star beer.
His partner said in admiration, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind
Lick Maneuvre, but I ain't never seen nobody do it!"