Hi Blake,
Thank you for your B'day wishes.
Actually, even I'm not having the traditional cake. All I dare say here is, think "Henry's" only better. 
I don't stand much on "ceremony" and if I keep this up, I won't be standing at all. But, what the hay, I've lived almost half a century and had a few laughs and hope to see my 50th, god willing. And, if she is not, oh well, I gave it a hell of a ride for this incarnation. 
BTW, this is yet another cue for our dear friend, Roger to step in with a leading question. Notice I said "leading", and not baiting?
In case you did not know that I LOVE to yack, I'll say it straight away: give me an inch and I'll give you the camel's nose. I know, I know, mixed metaphors, but I like to step outside the box.
Even if I don't know why I left in the first place. LOL
This almost sounds like one of "our" gods, Ronnie Reagan. But, we can't be PiC and do ANY disparaging till about ten years past the untimely demise of a poor man who seemingly has outlived his appeal beyond the "vast right wing conspiracy" crowd.
Tim