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Half polar bear, half grizzly...

by EdH May 11, 2006 3:55AM PDT

Dad was from the wrong side of town...

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Territorial officials seized the creature after noticing its white fur was scattered with brown patches and that it had the long claws and humped back of a grizzly. Now a DNA test has confirmed that it is indeed a hybrid possibly the first documented in the wild.

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Polar bear joke. Baby polar bear goes up to his mother and

by Ziks511 May 11, 2006 4:32PM PDT

says "Mummy, am I a really trully 100% all the way through polar bear?" Nis mother says, "Of course you are sweetie, if you don't believe me, go ask your father."

Kid goes running off to his father, and says, "Daddy Daddy, am I really truly all the way through polar bear, there's no black bear of Kodiak bear or grizzly bear or anything in my background is there?." Dad says "No son, but if you'd like to check with someone else, you can ask your grandfather bear, he's right over there."

So the kid goes loping over and says, "Grandad, Grandad, do you know for sure, am I a really truly 100% Polar bear all the way through, no Sun Bear or Indian Bear of European Black Bear or anything? Hunh? Is there?"

"Of course not junior, you're all Polar bear and you should be proud of it, but tell me why do you ask?"

"Cause I'm f#$%ing Freezing !!!"

Judging by the original post, maybe the kid had a point.

Rob

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