Setting aside the fact that I wouldn't be able to return my iPod Touch to Apple and resell might be hurt.
(Not like I'd ever want to sell it anyway.)
What are some great quotes that can fit on two lines 23 characters long?
Here are few I've thought of that would be cool and would like some critic and suggestions.
Bioshock "Would You Kindly Play Me?" - Frank Fontaine (Well half of it at least.)
Crono Trigger "All I Want Is World Peace...Or A Piece Of The World." - Nun
Fallout "War. War Never Changes." - Narrator
Half Life 2: Episode 2? "Prepare For Unforseen Consequences." - G-Man
LoZ "It's Dangerous To Go Alone! Take This." - Old Man
LoZ OoT "Hey! Listen!" - Navi
You can use there digital engraver on there site by going to ipod touch and clicking buy which takes you to the optional engraving page.

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