A truck drvier was tooling down the highway when he sees a priest at
side of the raod. Naturally, he stops to pick up the priest.
Farther down the road the truck driver notices a lawyer on the side
the road. He aims his truck directly at the lawyer. Then he thinks,
"Oh no, I've got a priest sitting next to me in here. I can't run
this lawyer." So, at the last second, the truck driver swerves to
But the truck driver hears a THUMP outside of the truck. He looks in
rearview mirror but doesn't see anything. He turns to the priest and
"Sorry about that, Father, I just missed that lawyer at the side of
And the priest replies. . . .
"Don't worry about it, my son, I got him with my door."