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got him lol

A truck drvier was tooling down the highway when he sees a priest at
the
side of the raod. Naturally, he stops to pick up the priest.

Farther down the road the truck driver notices a lawyer on the side
of
the road. He aims his truck directly at the lawyer. Then he thinks,

"Oh no, I've got a priest sitting next to me in here. I can't run
down
this lawyer." So, at the last second, the truck driver swerves to
miss
the lawyer.

But the truck driver hears a THUMP outside of the truck. He looks in
his
rearview mirror but doesn't see anything. He turns to the priest and
says,

"Sorry about that, Father, I just missed that lawyer at the side of
the
road."

And the priest replies. . . .


"Don't worry about it, my son, I got him with my door."

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