General discussion

God and the teacher

SOMEBODY'S RAISING THEIR KID RIGHT!

Nation, "Under GOD"

A girl was sitting in a classroom. The Teacher was explaining evolution
to the children.

One day, The Teacher asked a 6 year old little boy: Tommy do you see the
tree outside?

TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see GOD?
TOMMY: No.

TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see GOD because HE isn't there. HE just
doesn't exist.

A little girl spoke up wanting to ask the boy some questions.
Teacher agreed the little girl could ask the boy:

Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the Teacher?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No

LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today, he doesn't have one!

(You Go Girl!)

Discussion is locked

Follow
Reply to: God and the teacher
PLEASE NOTE: Do not post advertisements, offensive materials, profanity, or personal attacks. Please remember to be considerate of other members. If you are new to the CNET Forums, please read our CNET Forums FAQ. All submitted content is subject to our Terms of Use.
Reporting: God and the teacher
This post has been flagged and will be reviewed by our staff. Thank you for helping us maintain CNET's great community.
Sorry, there was a problem flagging this post. Please try again now or at a later time.
If you believe this post is offensive or violates the CNET Forums' Usage policies, you can report it below (this will not automatically remove the post). Once reported, our moderators will be notified and the post will be reviewed.
Comments
- Collapse -
Grammer (not grampa)

"Teacher" is not a proper noun. Do not capitalize. 5 points off

- Collapse -
(NT) (NT) Grammar (not grammer) :-)
- Collapse -
(NT) (NT) That's just silly.
- Collapse -
(NT) (NT) So are all the other denials of God's existence.
- Collapse -
(NT) (NT) evolution doesn't deny Gods existence
- Collapse -
Please tell me

that you are not pinning your belief in existence of a god or gods on poorly constructed little stories like this one.

Dan

CNET Forums

Forum Info