and the turning radius was limited both sideways and up/down.
When I first moved in here in 88', I planted 3 pecan trees. A Chataw a Navaho and a Desirable. The're all medium big trees now. About 30'. They're all grafted, meaning that they have native root systems and eatin' pecan tops. The nuts are huge. 6 or 8 from any of them is a meal. They're big and buttery and delicious
But I don't get any. The squirrels eat them ALL green. Right out of the husks. I'm in a subburban neighborhood so I can't shoot them. I'm a bit scared to put poison out because of the pets and the kids.
Every year I see these giant pecans forming, and then like over night there's a neat pile of husks and shells. I'm thinking squirrel teriyaki might be good with pecan sause.
I need help. What kind of traps do I get? When do I set them? How many do I need? Any recipies? The skinning and cleaning I think I can handle.
I'm serious here. Help me.

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