Father O'Malley rose from his bed on a fine Spring day in his new Washington DC parish.
He went to the window to get a deep breath of fresh air from the beautiful day outside. He noticed a dead ******* lying in the middle of his front lawn.
He promptly called for assistance, and the converstion went like this:
"Good morning. This is Senator John Kerry. How might I help you?"
"And the best o' the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Brigid's. There's a ******* lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"
Senator Kerry, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of Last Rites!"
There was dead silence on the line for a long moment. Father O'Malley then replied, "Aye, that's certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the NEXT OF KIN!"
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