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Funny Repeat - but appropriate

Father O'Malley rose from his bed on a fine Spring day in his new Washington DC parish.

He went to the window to get a deep breath of fresh air from the beautiful day outside. He noticed a dead ******* lying in the middle of his front lawn.

He promptly called for assistance, and the converstion went like this:

"Good morning. This is Senator John Kerry. How might I help you?"

"And the best o' the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Brigid's. There's a ******* lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"

Senator Kerry, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of Last Rites!"

There was dead silence on the line for a long moment. Father O'Malley then replied, "Aye, that's certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the NEXT OF KIN!"

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(NT) (NT) very funny

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Agreed and since we REPEAT...

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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting. I went to the store the other day. I was only in there
for about five minutes. When I came out there was a city cop writing out
a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about
giving a senior a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a name. He
glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a worse name. He finished the second ticket and put it
on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third
ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the
more tickets he wrote.

I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. But this one had an
"Elect John Kerry" bumper sticker on it. I try to have a little fun each
day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age.

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