An elderly retired Naval Aviator moves into a retirement community where good looking eligible men are at a premium. After he has been there for a week, he goes to confession and says, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. Last week I was with seven different women."
The priest says, "Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and drink the juice without pausing."
"Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?"
"No," replies the priest. "But it'll wipe that grin off your face."