That sounds really gross. I'm with Molly on the ranch + ketchup sauce on fries.
But I'm still with you on the bacon, Veronica.
I knew a guy from Utah who worked at a restaurant and one of his jobs was to make the fry sauce. This is how he told me he made it.
1 cup Heinz ketchup
1 cup Miracle Whip
? cup pickle juice
1 tablespoon of mustarded
2 tablespoons of pepper

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