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From my Mailbox

by gearup / October 26, 2004 11:44 AM PDT

The following letter was received by the Federal Aviation Agency:

Dear Sirs:

I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman. Hijackings would end and the airline industry would have record sales.

Why didn' t Bush think of this?

Why do I still have to do everything myself?

signed . . . Bill Clinton

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May not work :)
by Dragon / October 27, 2004 2:37 AM PDT
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The hihackers went to a strip club before they did their evil deed.

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Yeah but....
by Josh K / October 27, 2004 3:11 AM PDT
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...where would the flight attendants keep their cockpit keys?

Devil

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