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Friday Follies (PG-13. from my e-mail box)

Two Old Guys, Gary and Clark, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Gary didn't show up.

Clark didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Gary hadn't shown up for a week or so, Clark really got worried.

However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park Clark didn't know where Gary lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.

A month had passed, and Clark figured he had seen the last of Gary. But one day, Clark approached the park and -- lo and behold there sat Gary!

Clark was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. then he said, "For crying out loud Gary, what in the world happened to you?"

Gary replied, "I have been in jail."

"Jail?" cried Chuck. "What in the world for?"

"Well," Gary said, "you know Judy, that cute little waitress at the coffee shop where we sometimes go?"

"Yeah," said Clark, "I remember her. What about her?"

"Well, one day she filed rape charges against me and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded guilty. And... the Judge gave me 30 days for perjury."

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