Thank you for being a valued part of the CNET community. As of December 1, 2020, the forums are in read-only format. In early 2021, CNET Forums will no longer be available. We are grateful for the participation and advice you have provided to one another over the years.

Thanks,

CNET Support

General discussion

Friday Follies -- having enough

May 18, 2006 11:27PM PDT

"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something."
? Jackie Mason

-- Dave K, Speakeasy Moderator
click here to email semods4@yahoo.com

The opinions expressed above are my own,
and do not necessarily reflect those of CNET!

Discussion is locked

- Collapse -
CFO-For-Life
May 19, 2006 12:08AM PDT

My June-Bride-For-Life CFO has managed the family ?wealth? since I DO DAY ONE. We got married in a fever the day after I left the Service which also coincided with the end of the Government Fiscal Year back in those Simpler Times.

As we were both changing into our Honeymoon Causal clothes in our Honeymoon Suite after the formal wedding ceremony and reception, I handed her my wallet, which contained $149. As I handed it to her I said, ?Darling, this is all the money we have in the world?take care of it.? She took my wallet, and has never given it back?nor have I ever ask for it back.

It is my secret to a long and blissfully happy marriage. I always say, "Why would she want to settle for 50% of our community property when she has had 100% of it since I DO DAY ONE."

My bride, and the $1.00 per week allowance she gives me, has always been enough and continues to make me feel like I am Walking In tall Cotton.

JP Cool

- Collapse -
I was never a big fan ...
May 19, 2006 2:11AM PDT

of Jackie Mason,though that is a good one.

The stand-up comedian of all stand-up comedians was Dangerfield.