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french mars mission

Feb 2, 2004 4:04AM PST

FRENCH MARS PROBE SURRENDERS

Robotic Arm Extends White Flag

The French space program took a significant step backward today as the European Space Agency announced that a much-heralded French Mars probe surrendered just moments after landing on the red planet.

The probe, which had been expected to travel extensively across the surface of Mars to collect and analyze rock samples, stunned the French nation by surrendering only eight seconds into its mission.

As millions of astonished Frenchmen watched on national TV, the probe extended a robotic arm -- designed to scoop up rocks from the surface of Mars - and raised a white flag aloft, waving it back and forth.

The probe then used a robotic shovel to dig a hole in the Martian surface before disappearing into the hole, apparently hiding.

At a press conference in Paris, French President Jacques Chirac denied that the probe had surrendered, arguing, "This mission was always intended to be eight seconds long. The probe has performed courageously and superbly."

Despite earlier announced plans for the French Mars probe to exchange information about the surface of Mars with the American Mars probes, Mr. Chirac said, "The Americans will have to go it alone."

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Is that the new Foreign Legion?
Feb 2, 2004 4:18AM PST

The French had a lot more respect in the old days.

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Re:Is that the new Foreign Legion?
Feb 2, 2004 4:22AM PST

back then they were deserving our respect.
now screw um

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We got Larry King interviewing Bill Maher, who said (paraphrase) .....
Feb 2, 2004 5:29AM PST

What is the point of getting photos of Mars - the landscape is no different from .. (the desert around / towards LA) Sorry, my knowledge of that region isn't good enough to remind my memory as to exactly what he said.

The thing is, that if the French had realised this, they would not (tee hee) have sent a probe to Mars, and nor would we (UK) and nor would the US.

Why on earth (no pun intended) can't we either do greater good on earth or at least send a probe to determine just how hot the sun really is so that at that we can all be secure in our suntan cream.

Regards
Mo