dont forget, collision does not cause fusion! lol
French and British subs collide...
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/02/16/british.french.submarine.incident/index.html
excerpt:
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"Two "SNLE" (nuclear submarines), one French and the other British, were, a few days ago, on standard patrols in the Atlantic. They briefly came in contact in a very slow speed while they were immersed. There is no casualty or injury among the crew. Neither the nuclear deterrent mission nor the nuclear security have been compromised," the French Ministry of Defense said in a statement.
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Good thing no one was hurt... now...I wonder how many British/French jokes this will generate
--S

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