Vista more demanding. She say Fred need bigger equipment. That Fred problem. Hyuck, hyuck, hyuck!
Barney equipment just fine!
-Barney
PS: Maybe Fred get raise of more clams from Mr. Slate?
Me no like Vista. She too fat. Fred like XP. She not so fat. Let me do things Vista don't. Vista eat too much, make system slow. She need bigger box and need more food to run. That make Fred sad. Me like XP, she not smarter and don't catch all bad guys, but she good girl. Me stick with her. Fred wonder why Vista Father not listen to customer and try to force Fat Girl on us, but instead blame others who steal. We no steal. Truth is we no want her.
Your friend Fred
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