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For the Wine Drinkers...

Nov 25, 2003 12:37AM PST

Two women decided to go out one evening, without their husbands.
Laughing the entire evening away and finding that they had consumed
entirely too much wine, they decided it was time to head home. They
were about half way home when both ladies decided that they needed to
find
a bathroom quick. They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. A
little bit scared and tipsy, they decided they'd just have to stop
there...they couldn't wait any longer. Stumbling off the road into the
cemetery they soon discovered they had no toilet paper or Kleenex but
the trip being an urgent one, they decided to 'just make do'!

The first one decided to use her panties and then discard them. The
second one had
on new panties and not wanting to leave them behind just grabbed a big
ribbon from a floral wreath on the grave stone next to her. The morning
after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone, and one
of them said to the other: "You know, we'll have to keep a closer watch
on our wives...it seems that those two were up to no good last night. My
wife came home in the wee hours without her panties...." The other one
responded: "Well, you're lucky; mine came home with a card stuck to
her bottom that read, "We will never forget you....The Carboni
Brothers".

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