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Female Hormones in Beer !

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FEMALE HORMONES IN BEER

Yesterday, University scientists released the results of a
recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones
in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer
consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones
(hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer,
men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each
within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the
test subjects:

1) Gained weight.
2) Talked excessively without making sense.
3) Became overly emotional.
4) Couldn't drive.
5) Failed to think rationally.
6) Argued over nothing.
7) Had to sit down while urinating.
Cool Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

No further testing was considered necessary.

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Don't shoot the messenger.

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