LOL..lol..Thanks for the Smiles and Giggles..Made my evening.
> A farmer in Southeast Colorado got pulled over by a State Trooper for
> speeding. The trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speeding,
> and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer
> feel uncomfortable.
> Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket. As he was
> doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his
> The farmer said "Having some problem with circle flies there, are ya?"
> The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said "Well yeah, if that's what
> they are. I never heard of circle flies."
> So the farmer says "Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they're
> called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around
> the back end of a horse." The trooper says "Oh," and goes back to writing
> the ticket. Then after a minute, he stops and says "Are you trying to
> call me a horse's ***?"
> The farmer says "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law
> enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horse's
> ***." The trooper says "Well that's a good thing," and goes back to
> writing the ticket.
> After a long pause, the farmer says "Hard to fool them flies, though."