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famous last words

by jonah jones May 12, 2006 1:54PM PDT

"you hold the bucket while i drill a hole"

jonah "i didn't know Nigeria was redneck country" jones

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Famous last words: Queen Victoria, I think I smell something

by Ziks511 May 12, 2006 5:11PM PDT

burning. Uh-oh, guess she wasn't as good as we were led to believe.

Probably apocryphal but, Oscar Wilde: "That wallpaper is hideous, either it goes, or I do."

Rowan Atkinson as Satan at the orientation lecture for new arrivals: "I hope you went before you came here, you know what the book says, 'Damnation, without relief', so if you didn't go before, you're not going to enjoy yourself."

"Male adulterers, just line up in front of the little guillotine."

Rob

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famous last words

by John Robie May 13, 2006 3:31AM PDT

'Hey Moe, use this match to see through the dark filler how much is left in the gas tank.

'Curley, should I use this cutting torch on this empty oil barrel to make a BBQ smoker, or fill it with water first'.

RIP for the people killed in Nigeria.

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