times you actually PAY people/companies CASH to make you feel bad?
Doctors - Who lecture you about your diet/health/smoking, etc but never actually hear a word YOU say to THEM
ISP - it's never THEM, it's always your phone lines
The Phone Company - It's NOT their lines. They've tested them and all they guarantee is you can hear on it and it can send a 14.4 FAX.
Bill Collectors - They talk to you like you're garbage in order to collect a debt that they will get half of.
Government Agencies - You sit for hours on hold while you get bounced everywhere but in the direction of the ONE person who can actually help you.
The President - If it's not the one you wanted, you feel badly that you didn't vote, or you just say to yourself and everybody else that your one vote wouldn't have mattered anyhow.
The Church - Doesn't matter which one, they all tell you that you are going to hell and ream your pockets on your trip down.
The School - It's never their fault your kid is in the office or failed. It's yours.
The Mortgage Company - You mail it on time, but they don't process it in time and it's not their fault that you got charged more interest or a late fee. Set it up as a direct withdrawal from your checking account instead so it's there on the same day every month or run that risk is what they tell you.
The Bank - you make a nightdrop, they enter it the next day AFTER they have processed checks you've written against it rather than the other way around and charge you an overdraft fee for each check. Look at the time stamp on your statements....never fails.
The Department Stores - You get the LOOK from the sales lady when you try on an outfit that is one size too small deliberately because you plan to lose that extra ten pounds so you can fit into it for that special occasion. It's YOUR money, what the hell does SHE care?
The Beautician/Barber - You bring a picture of what you want, end up with exactly the opposite, and they expect a TIP besides.
Your Insurance Company - You build and repair computers for a living. You call in a claim because lightning hit your $3-4000 system and you get told to take it to a computer repair shop to verify your claim.
I'm tired of typing.....you get the idea.
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