There is a show on NPR (national public radio) called Car Talk that always ends their show with a long string of credits.
With phony positions and names:
Attorneys - - - Dewey Cheetham & Howe
Head of Working Mother Support Group - - - Erasmus B. Dragon
You may get some ideas from their extensive list of credits.
http://www.cartalk.com/content/about/credits/credits.html
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I figured out how to create scrolling text for credits at the end of a movie in Studio, but now I'm short on words. Are there any samples available for movie credits? I'm hoping to make it long and busy....its for family/friends viewing so a twist on professional is my goal

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