Man you get some strange emails in a public, business email account...
"""A top team of British scientists and medical doctors have worked to develop the state-of-the-art Pen1s Enlargment Patch delivery system which automatically increases pen1s size up to 3-4 full inches. The patches are the easiest and most effective way to increase your size. You won't have to take pills, get under the knife to perform expensive and very painful surgery, use any pumps or other devices. No one will ever find out that you are using our product. Just apply one patch on your body and wear it for 3 days and you will start noticing dramatic results."""
Here I've been using duck tape all these years.
Cameras that make great holiday gifts
Let them start the new year with a step up in photo and video quality from a phone.