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Dirty quiz (by the internet tutor)

1) What is ablutophobia?
a. fear of dirt
b. fear of bathing
c. fear of quicksand

2) If someone is described as being "in straitened circumstances,"
which description below best defines them?
a. older than dirt
b. dirt poor
c. dead and buried

3) If someone practices geophagy, what do they do?
a. take mud baths
b. study dirt
c. eat dirt

4) Not too many people find ear wax attractive. How many glands
are there in the human ear canal that produce ear wax?
a. 500
b. 2,000
c. 4,000

5) If you spread 5 tons of dirt over an acre, how thin would it
a. thin as a dime
b. thin as a CD case
c. thin as a laptop

6) Earthworms are yucky unless you fish a lot. What's the
biggest earthworm ever found?
a. 3 feet
b. 13 feet
c.22 feet

7) How far can a camel spit?
a. up to 12 feet
b. up to 23 feet
c. up to 36 feet

Cool What is rhinotillexomania?
a. nose picking
b. rubbing noses together (Eskimo kiss)
c. the ability to touch your nose with your tongue

And now for the really tough question...

9) What is Lingua Villosa Nigra?
a. chewing fingernails
b. drooling
c. black hairy tongue disease
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Answers below, here's the scoring:

9 correct: When you win at this, you lose! Why know this stuff?
5-8 correct: You know way too much about yucky stuff. Repent!
1-4 correct: You are sooo normal it's scary.
0 correct: You win - today is your day!

1) b. fear of bathing
2) b. dirt poor
3) c. eat dirt
4) b. 2,000
5) a. thin as a dime
6) c. 22 feet (found in South Africa)
7) c. up to 36 feet
Cool a. nose picking
9) c. black hairy tongue disease *

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(NT) (NT) 6 correct. I'm repenting!

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black hairy tongue disease?

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I sure didn't get that one!!! I got 4 correct.

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