Diet

Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp. The smaller one turned
to the bigger one and said, "I cain't understand how you kin be so much
bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids..I just don't
get it."

"Well," said the big 'gator, "What you been eatin' boy?"

"Lawyers, same as you," replied the small 'gator.

"Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"

"Down at 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot of that law firm."

"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"

"Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexus and wait fer someone to unlock
the door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the crap out of 'em,
and eat 'em!"

"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin'
any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the crap out of
a lawyer, there ain't nothin' left but lips and a briefcase."