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Definitely not a liberal...

by Edward ODaniel / June 17, 2006 3:10 AM PDT

There once was a old woman who woke up one morning, looked in the mirror, and noticed she had only three hairs left on her head. ''Well,'' she said, ''I think I'll braid my hair today.''

So she did and she had a wonderful day.

The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and saw that she had only two hairs on her head. ''Hmmm,? she said, ''I think I'll part my hair down the middle today.''

So she did and she had a grand day.

The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that she had only one hair remaining on her head. ''Well,'' she said, ''Today I'm going to wear my hair in a pony tail.''

So she did and she had a fun, fun day.

The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that there wasn?t a single hair on her head.
''YEAH!'' she exclaimed, ''I don't have to fix my hair today!''

So she did and she had a fun, fun day -- Attitude is everything.

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finally
by WOODS-HICK / June 17, 2006 3:23 AM PDT

something conservatives should be doing, staying out of my hair.

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That wouldn't be conservatives...
by Edward ODaniel / June 17, 2006 3:53 AM PDT
In reply to: finally

in your hair it would be lice or fleas and since you hang out with other liberals ... (nuff said, but keep blame where it belongs)

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(NT) (NT) have a fun, fun day
by WOODS-HICK / June 17, 2006 4:07 AM PDT
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I know this guy
by JP Bill / June 17, 2006 4:20 AM PDT

He has about 7 hairs on his head. He's bald except for those 7 hairs.

They are just above his right ear and he combs them over the top of his bald head (the combover) until they almost touched the top of his left ear.

He's remarked many times about paying for a haircut.

Never thought about if he was liberal or conservative, I wonder which he is?

Perhaps I should call him.

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Perhaps you should
by Edward ODaniel / June 17, 2006 4:25 AM PDT
In reply to: I know this guy

as the inability to deal with reality you described pretty much guarantees that he will inform you that he is of the left (and he even leans his hair that way!).

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deal with reality
by JP Bill / June 17, 2006 4:31 AM PDT
In reply to: Perhaps you should

Why would anyone want to do that?

When they can do

"Whatever they want"

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