Go all the way from Quebec to Maryland to get drunk and see dark brown discharge coming from the Rehoboth Beach sewer plant outfall in July?
He gave the seagull a proper burial...
At least he more than likely came through US Border patrol, and was in the country legally. Does THAT make him "CREEPY"?

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