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Couple of Quickies..

A Stock Broker called me one night telling me I should buy a particular stock. He said, Its Value will Triple within One Years Time. I told him: "Listen pal, at my age I don't even buy Green Bananas..
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I once looked at a Fur Coat for my Wife at the mall and asked the Salesman, "Would it be alright to wear this Fur Coat out in the Rain?. Of course, he replied. "Have you ever seen a Squirrel carring an Umbrella?.
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The children had all been photographed and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture..."Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, There is Jennifer, she is a lawyer; or that is Michael, he is a Doctor." A small voice in the back of the third grade room yelled out, "And there is the teacher, SHE IS DEAD!!!"

George

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(NT) (NT) lol @ dead
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Goood Evening...Mark
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(NT) (NT) thank you
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(NT) (NT) Sent along to friends. Thanks! :-)

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