"Man who stands on toilet is high on pot".
Q: What is a programmer?
A: Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way You do not understand.
Computers can never replace humans.
They may become capable of artificial intelligence, but they will never master real stupidity.
It says: ''Cannot read from drive D:....''
It means: ''... However, if you put the CD in right side up...''