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Computers...........

by Rolway / August 14, 2006 11:09 AM PDT

Q: What is a programmer?
A: Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way You do not understand.

Computers can never replace humans.
They may become capable of artificial intelligence, but they will never master real stupidity.

It says: ''Cannot read from drive D:....''
It means: ''... However, if you put the CD in right side up...''

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Confusius say,
by Rolway / August 14, 2006 11:14 AM PDT
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"Man who stands on toilet is high on pot".

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and Woman who ride bike 'round town
by MarciaB / August 14, 2006 12:53 PM PDT
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... peddle a$$.

Grin


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my 'computer' favourite
by jonah jones / August 14, 2006 1:15 PM PDT
In reply to: Confusius say,

"Who is General Failure? and what is he doing in my hard disk?"


jonah "way to early for this kind of stuff" jones

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It takes a programmer to realize how absolutely stupid
by Kiddpeat / August 14, 2006 1:11 PM PDT
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a computer is. Just think about it. You can tell a computer to cut its electrical power off, and it does.

It doesn't have faith either. It doesn't even know that it, the computer, exists. It's certainly not trusting you to turn it back on. It doesn't know that you exist either.

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