Oh, and to add, the BIOS worked and displayed on my TV twice. Nothing changed between the second time I got it to show and the third time and beyond when it didn't. My specs are as follows:
ASRock Z77 Extreme 3 Motherboard
i7 3770k Processor
GTX 660 OC Graphics Card
500 GB HDD
LG Blu-ray player
HAF 912 case (if you really need to know)
Hey guys, here's the problem plain and simple:
1) I plug the HDMI into my TV and my motherboard, and I get the same message on screen as I do when the HDMI isn't plugged in, "No input". Same with a VGA. Tested on a TV and 15" LCD monitor.
2) I've completely taken apart and rebuilt the computer, troubleshooting every single nook and cranny along the way. Even ran the entire setup outside of the case on a anti-static sheet.
3) I've attempted to reset the BIOS via both CMOS jumpers and the battery.
4) Yes, I'm pretty sure the power is on.
5) Speaking of power, the motherboard is fully powered as well. CPU fan runs, all case fans run, and even the case lights turn on.
Does anyone have ANY clue on how to solve this? I mean, it's driving me crazy. This is my first build, and after tonight I'm completely confident in my ability to assemble a computer. There's nothing that's broken. Give me something to try; anything. I've gotten to the point of desperation with this.

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