Like Revo Uninstaller ?
Okay well where to begin - I recently posted on here and me and the user went through a lot of options and again today myself I have gone through so many options and not come up with anything so far.
To put it lightly, I deleted and uninstalled 80GB worth of stuff from my SSD went to wipe it completely with a windows install (this time it blue screened the others did what is next), after rebooting it again everything I had deleted (permanently) and uninstalled was still there, It was like nothing changed and that I didn't spend an hour wasting my time for nothing.
I'm just lost for options, I just want to play steam :')

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