Turns out you can't leave USB printers and such plugged in after a reset. You have to start as plain as possible without any USB devices.
Hope it's the usual.
So I reset my computer and now it’s in a constant cycle of going to the boot screen, going to a black screen, and then going to a minimized version of the boot screen. I’m not sure what to do so I’m wondering if anyone else has had this issue or knows how to fix it

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