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Cinderella revisited...

Cinderella was now 75 years old. After fulfilling life with the now dead
Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by
from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship. One sunny
afternoon, out of nowhere appeared the Fairy Godmother. Cinderella said
"Fairy Godmother what are you doing here?"
The Fairy godmother replied "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life
since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"
Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful
consideration, and almost under her breath she uttered her first wish:
"I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension." Instantly, her rocking chair
was turned into solid gold. Cinderella was stunned. Bob, her old faithful
cat, jumped off her lap and scampered to the edge of the porch quivering
with fear. Cinderella said, "Oh thank you, Fairy Godmother." The Fairy
Godmother replied "It is the least I can do. What does your heart want for
your second wish?"
Cinderella looked down at her frail body and said "I wish I were young and
full of the beauty of youth again." At once, her wish became a realty, and
her beautiful visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside her that
had been dormant for years. A long forgotten vigor and vitality began to
course through her body.
Then the Fairy Godmother again spoke "You have one more wish , what shall
you have?" Cinderella looked over to the frightened cat in the corner and
said, " I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and
handsome young man". Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a
change in his biological make-up, that when complete, he stood before her, a
man, so beautiful the likes of which neither she nor the world had ever
seen, so fair indeed that birds began to fall from the sky at his feet.
Fairy Godmother again spoke, "Congratulations Cinderella. Enjoy your new
life." And , with blazing shock of bright blue electricity, she was gone.
For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes.
Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most stunningly perfect man she
had ever seen. Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transformed in
her rocking chair, and held her close in his young muscular arms. He leaned
in close blowing in her golden hair and with his warm breath as he
whispered, "I bet you regret having me neutered now, don't you

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