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by Mark5019 / December 13, 2004 10:03 PM PST

Christmas Stamps

A BLONDE woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.

She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?"

The clerk says, "What denomination?"

The woman says, "God help us. Has it come to this?
Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists

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(NT) (NT) Good one, Mark! Cracked me up :))
by MarciaB / December 13, 2004 10:46 PM PST
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(NT) (NT) She is also "10 stamps short of a sheet(of 50)"
by JP Bill / December 13, 2004 10:58 PM PST
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(NT) (NT) Or I am?
by JP Bill / December 13, 2004 10:59 PM PST
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Is she the same one
by MarciaB / December 13, 2004 11:16 PM PST

that licks the self-stick stamps, I wonder?


Grin

--Marcia


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