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Christmas Cookie Recipe

Dec 9, 2003 9:22PM PST

Christmas Cookie Recipe


1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
Happy Holidays & A Blessed New Year

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M K, by the time I finished reading this I was almost on the floor!
Dec 9, 2003 11:45PM PST

Still wiping the tears off my cheeks. Can't wait to try making those cookies, sounds like a barrel of fun.

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(NT) Hilarious! Definitely a sender :-)
Dec 10, 2003 12:04AM PST

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Re:(NT) These are also good for New Year's, Valentines day. Easter ETC
Dec 10, 2003 1:09AM PST

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Reminiscent of my Peppermint Brownie Recipe
Dec 10, 2003 1:12AM PST

... a shot of schnapps for Evie ... a shot for the brownie mix ... two shots of schnapps for Evie ... two shots for the frosting ... a shot in Evie's hot cocoa to go with the brownies ...

Happy

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Re:Let me save this one :-) nt
Dec 10, 2003 2:07AM PST

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This Could Be Fun...
Dec 10, 2003 2:08PM PST
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Mary Kay, I don't normally enjoy cooking. But your method sounds interesting enough to try out. I'll be right over to help you bake another batch of Christmas cookies. This could be fun...

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(NT) ...hic...LOL...!
Dec 10, 2003 3:25PM PST

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