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Chopping wood

by David Evans Apr 14, 2004 1:27PM PDT

A guy was chopping wood and accidently chopped off his finger.

He ran into the house and yelled, "Honey, call 911, I chopped off my finger!"

She replied "Oh no! The whole finger?"

He said "No, the one right next to it!"

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