It will have to come from the telco since your phone has limited storage. This immediately causes the service cost to jump some 10X since it's customized.

It may seem to you that you are not asking much but everytime you move away from any off the shelf device or what is offered be prepared to pay big time.

I limited my thoughts to just one item you listed. Add those others and such a thing does not exist in a handheld phone.

Bob