This married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. they were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop.
From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop." So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican man said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex!"
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex God he was. Out of curiosity though he asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"
The Jamican replies, "Just try em on, Man. Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in and tried them on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips as the poor man then began screaming, "YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET! ! "
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