Ended up completely backtracking and getting an nVidia geforce GT 640 - supports three monitors like I'm trying to accomplish, but to my dismay now I just have to get a mini-HDMI adapter (because I had a micro one and didn't realize both existed ugh).
Thanks for all the responses! Turns out I just needed to go ahead and spend the extra money for a card that has the 'capabilities' I'm looking for. =)
I just bought a second graphics card so I could get a third monitor setup with my rig. But I can't for the LIFE of me get all three to work at the same time. I've scoured forums all over and can't figure out why.
Here's my setup:
Operating System
Windows 7 Professional 64-bit SP1
CPU
Intel Core i5 2500K @ 3.30GHz 30 °C
Sandy Bridge 32nm Technology
RAM
12.0GB Dual-Channel DDR3 @ 668MHz (9-9-9-24)
Motherboard
ASUSTeK Computer INC. P8Z68-V PRO (LGA1155) 24 °C
Graphics
DELL U2713HM (1920x1080@60Hz)
HP 2311 (1920x1080@60Hz)
Intel Standard VGA Graphics Adapter (ASUStek Computer Inc)
2048MB ATI ASUS R7 240 Series (ASUStek Computer Inc) 32 °C
Storage
931GB ATA WDC WD10EADS-00L SCSI Disk Device (SATA) 26 °C
1863GB ATA ST2000DX001-1CM1 SCSI Disk Device (SATA) 28 °C
465GB ATA WDC WD5000AAKX-2 SCSI Disk Device (SATA) 28 °C
7GB PNY USB 2.0 FD USB Device (USB)
Optical Drives
ASUS BC-12B1ST SCSI CdRom Device
HL-DT-ST DVDRAM GH24NS50 ATA Device
Audio
Scarlett 2i2 USB
The R7 240 was the new card I got, to put in my second PCI slot and have a second GPU to run the third monitor. The other card I have is an ATI Radeon HD5000 series (I believe... 1GB RAM and only like 2 years old).
So, when I had both installed, I made sure all the drivers were installed (installed, uninstalled, reinstalled), and both cards would work, but not at the same time.
I have tried following the steps to enable the IGPU Multiple Monitors option, downloaded VIRTU and everything but all to no avail.
I'm ready to pull my hair out over this. Even if I can get a workaround or bridge or something I'll be happy. I don't play ANY video games or anything, so it's not a matter of quality - I'll gladly take one of the monitors on VGA.
Any help on this would make me incredibly happy! Thanks in advance!

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