WOOO HOOO piracy, patent infringement and good ol' American materialism to the rescue!!!

Personally, my home alarm system is dogs (and being in the south, a gun) that will eat you if you come in when we are not there.. then again, if you try to crawl through a doggy door that an average sized woman can fit through you deserve to be pulled from the gene pool.

I am kinda joking about the dogs eating someone but to a burgler I would think their barks (they are pretty large dogs) would make our house just not worth the trouble...

Great article.