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Bumper sticker

Apr 17, 2005 11:12AM PDT

Saw this one yesterday; hadn't seen it before:

"I childproofed my house. but they STILL get in!"

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i have a new one on my car
Apr 17, 2005 12:36PM PDT

it says

MY BOA ATE YOUR HONOR STUDENT

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Those are excellent, Ed & Mark :)
Apr 17, 2005 1:22PM PDT

Here are a couple of my favorites:

My Mother was a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips

Jesus may love you, but everyone else thinks you're an a**hole



So much sarcasm - so little space on the car Grin

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On my Daughter's car, I still miss my Ex............
Apr 17, 2005 2:23PM PDT

But my Aim is improvingHappy

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On a Jaguar,
Apr 17, 2005 8:08PM PDT

Paul Revere was a snitch.

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On a Jaguar,
Apr 18, 2005 5:18AM PDT

Saw this one just last Friday:

My own car is a KIA

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On a broken-down clunker:
Apr 18, 2005 6:09AM PDT

My other car is a piece of **** too.

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I saw a license plate on a nice looking Vette
Apr 18, 2005 8:53AM PDT

driven by a nice looking blonde of the female persuasion which said, "VROOOM"

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(NT) (NT) What did the license plate say?
Apr 18, 2005 9:25AM PDT
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(NT) (NT) it said "VROOOM" :)
Apr 18, 2005 9:28AM PDT
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(NT) (NT) Same as the blonde.
Apr 18, 2005 9:40AM PDT
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(NT) (NT) Yep. Hot blond girl, hot yellow Corvette!
Apr 19, 2005 7:04AM PDT
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Who are these crazy
Apr 18, 2005 10:15AM PDT

people putting bumper stickers on Jaguar's and Vette's??

That would be like having a mink coat and putting a big button on it with a silly saying (sorry animal right's activists Wink )!

Or putting ketchup on prime rib!

silly people Grin

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No mink coat with a PITA button??
Apr 18, 2005 11:10AM PDT

Does this mean you're not going to like your birthday present?Happy

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I LOVE a PB and sweet pickle sandwich! A gourmet's
Apr 18, 2005 11:37AM PDT

delight. If no sweet pickles are available, use ketchup. That's equally tasty. Wink

My wife and daughter disown me when I talk about sandwiches.

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And if no chunky PB is available
Apr 18, 2005 12:12PM PDT

adding a few potato chips to the sandwich give it texture and crunch.

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Gun control, after all, IS being able to hit the target!
Apr 18, 2005 11:02AM PDT

A similar sticker on the car of a recently divorced friend of ours: "Men are idiots, and I married their king."

A Michigan license plate I saw a few years ago advertising the driver's musical taste: "DDD DAH"

Sticker on a camper trailer seen here last Indy 500 weekend: "I always go where I'm towed"

Sticker seen on a car in San Francisco many years ago: "Welcome to California. Now, go home."

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Some good ones, Paul:)
Apr 18, 2005 12:21PM PDT

"A similar sticker on the car of a recently divorced friend of ours: "Men are idiots, and I married their king."

I will have to tell Pam to look for this oneHappy She has good control, it's just he keeps running faster than she can shoot! Happy