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Bubba The Dragon Slayer
Bubba the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death.
One day he revealed his secret desire to his olleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician said that he could arrange for Bubba the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but to do so would cost him 1000 gold coins.
Without pause, Bubba the Dragon Slayer readily agreed!
The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva applied for four hours could cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Bubba the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
The King quickly summoned Bubba the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician then slipped Bubba the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he
quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Bubba worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Bubba the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Bubba the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Bubba the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King, shooed him away with no payment made.
The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's shorts. The King immediately summoned Bubba the Dragon Slayer...
MORAL OF THE STORY: Pay your bills.
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that this joke would come from you? LOLOLOLOL
Now you KNOW I have to pass this one around. Great joke.....
TONI
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